That alien species called "female"
Current mood: cynical
So inevitably, any chick I've ever met has said to me these statements at any given time:
I'm not like other girls, I like to hang out with men.
I'm not like them, I prefer to be with men only.
Women bother me, I like to hang out with the guys instead.
I'd rather hang out with the guys than go shopping.
Then what inevitably happens? While trying to sound different and to seperate themselves from the pack, they ultimately spew the same verbiage over and over and end up cloning themselves. I find this very humorous as I call them out on it every single time in mid-sentence. In fact, I usually finish those sentences much to their dismay. So what is it, are you different or when you congegate as cacklin hens you are putting on a show?
Enlighten me. Teach me. Show me the way.
Current mood: cynical
So inevitably, any chick I've ever met has said to me these statements at any given time:
I'm not like other girls, I like to hang out with men.
I'm not like them, I prefer to be with men only.
Women bother me, I like to hang out with the guys instead.
I'd rather hang out with the guys than go shopping.
Then what inevitably happens? While trying to sound different and to seperate themselves from the pack, they ultimately spew the same verbiage over and over and end up cloning themselves. I find this very humorous as I call them out on it every single time in mid-sentence. In fact, I usually finish those sentences much to their dismay. So what is it, are you different or when you congegate as cacklin hens you are putting on a show?
Enlighten me. Teach me. Show me the way.
Oh, she's so funny ....
ReplyDeletehaha excellent! Damn ok you found me out I am like all the rest.... but but but, I adore to spew the same verbiage over and over!! *sticks out tongue at you*
ReplyDelete....whoosh I better get my backside out of here quick! ;0)
Careful. Sarah has a tattoo.
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