A.D.D.Rumblings No. 91407

[please turn off your cell phones as to not get interrupted while reading this brilliance]

I am feeling a bit under the weather today. I won't breathe on you. Please wash your hands after reading this. Thanks. [sniffle]

What the hell is an ice cream social? I've been to these, and it's just people standing
around eating ice cream. Is this fun or something? What am I missing here? I don't get it. Then they always give you these paper thin napkins the size of a small leaf. [sniffle]

Is anyone surprised that the democrats would minimize everything General Petreaus said? You could see that coming easily along time ago. Partisan politics suck. Joe Biden, you bug the
heck out of me. So Moveon dot org ( I won't put those bastards url here) puts an add in the NY Times. I think it cost 60k (or something like that...maybe more). The ad basically called Generali Petreaus, General Betrayus. So all you hillary loving freaks out there...you are supporting a website that not only supports socialistic agenda, but attacks great American generals. Really nice. I mean if they attack Ann Coulter, who cares...but a general? Come on. That must do wonders for the morale of the troops.[sniffle]

Toy prices may go up by 10% this January. Nice. Hey can we get some American toy makers out there for a change? Hey supply...I'm demanding! Christmas shopping ought to be that much more fun. Is it me, or does it feel like the world is falling apart? [sniffle]

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WOW the NFL fined Patriots coach $500,000 for cheating. Pretty interesting. That really taints
my view of Belichek as a genius. I still like him for the x's and o's, but wow that's a good chuck of change for a coach. Go Pats! [sniffle]

Take a fingerful of peanut butter and put it on the roof of your dogs's mouth. An hour of cheap fun. You can do the same thing with your girlfriend using Nutella. [sniffle]

I am laughing that the mayor of Detroit has to pay 6.5 million for discriminating against cops in his misbehavior case. Laughing because people actually support this pimp! [sniffle snort sniffle...ewww sorry]

Michigan vs. the evil Notre Dame...zzzzzzzzz. My how the mighty have fallen. I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so. Actually I really like saying that. [sniffle]

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Michigan liberal governor wants to raise personal income taxes. So if you make 50k, you will
have to pay an additional $350 a year. How friggin nice! [sniffle]

Robert Plant's blog says there will be a Led Zeppelin reunion show in London...with him,
Page, Jones, and Jason Bonham. A potential tour is possible too. Tickets for the London
show will be about $245 and available by lottery only. Save your pennies kiddies...this one
will be pricey. While I can't understand why anyone would pay $150 for Van Halen, I can
understand paying massive coin for Zeppelin. [sniffle]

A big deal was made out of Britney Spears inability to perform at the VMA. As I do not watch the tripe, I wonder why this was a big deal. I've never thought she could perform, and all that commercialized crap is just that. What did you expect from her? She's trash...always will be. Wait, does MTV even show videos anymore? Video killed the video star.[sniffle]

Everywhere I look, I see and encounter stupid, lazy, rude, and dumb people. It is really driving me crazy. Can we get a flu shot for this? We need vaccinations for this stuff right now. I am thinking that it starts from people traveling out of Ohio, then they spread their ways to everyone. Like downriver metro Detroit, essentially it's Ohio. Help me people. Help me with bad self.[sniffle]

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