"I WANT SNOW!" - oh shut up
"Love is something we stumble upon not something we look for." - wow
"Better to be dead and cool then alive and uncool" - you are proof
"Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late" - how would you know?
"Just looking around" - how productiuve
"Just about me" - what is?
"JUST A COUNTRY GIRLS JOURNEY" - why am I on that map?
"Just gotta be me "- as opposed to who?
"Forget regret...or life is yours to miss" - puke
"Life is good" - No it's not.
"It's noon somewhere" - impressive
"It's time to be real" - so when you gonna start?
"Women who behave hardly ever make history" - I've seen this 1000 times.
"LIFE IS HOW YOU LIVE IT" - NO WAY!!
"Whatever Dude" - endearing
"Do Dreams Really Come True?" - No.
"THERE'S A SONG FOR EVERYTHING" - Thank you Captain Obvious
"Bad to the bone and lovable teddy bear LOL" - don't use LOL ever or ROFLMAO
"It is what it is.." -It is not
"Hello everyone welcome" - why thank you, now I can die happy.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow" - profound
"Some days, I think I have it all figured out. Other days...not so much." - today is an other day.
"Where there is no love,Nothing is possible" - where there is this quote nothing is possible
"LIFE IS WHAT WE MAKE IT SO MAKE IT GREAT" - thanks mommy
"Hello MySpace World" - goodbye
"Dare to choose the road less traveled" - Except for quotes
"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission" - You are little twit!
"Everything happens for a reason!" - Except for your quote
"What people say and do are 2 differant things" - no they are 5 different things
"What a great day!" - presumptious
"Got hummus "- No one cares about inside jokes.
"Just your average guy. ( most people who dont know me think so, ha ha ha) "- average
"I am here to say hello" - I'm here to say get lost.
"Welcome to my world" - Please don't tell me you vote!
"Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching, and love like you have never been hurt" - and write a quote like someone is actually interested in what you have to offer.
"The squeaky wheel gets oiled....." - stop!
"If your dreams don't come true...then dream new dreams, and MAKE them come true"" - my dream is for you to have a better quote.
"How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. 
" - suspicion!
" To live is to fight, to fight is to live" - to read your quote is to drool all over yourself.
"yada yada yada..." - too political for me!
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" - wow dude, this would be a great line for a movie.
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" - yes that's why I'm blogging about this.
"~Fill your life with joy!" - I prefer Palmolive.
"MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!" - ugh
"AT&T is awesome!!! I really like my new job!!!" - Hooray!!!
"It's All Good" - Death isnt. Taxes isnt. Get a clue.
"what u see is what you get!" - thanks for the warning.
I've actually come across some good ones though:
You're a part time lover and a full time friend, the monkey on your back is the latest
trend.
I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys!
First you propose to me. Now you're screwing another girl. Who are you?"
One more day to regret
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Adam and Evil
Contentment is over rated
I'm not your girlfriend- Its just your turn!
One time I tripped while riding an escalator,I fell down the stairs for an hour and a
half.
Warning I wear big earrings
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
If you bore me, you'll lose your soul to me
I dont understand what A.D.D is. OH LOOK A CHICKEN!!!
Is it beer thirty yet?
When life hands you lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!
"I have a trophy husband just not 1st place."
".."
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."
"I hate winter. It is so difficult to check out a person when he is all bundled up so I have to use my imagination. I hate having to think."
"No child wants to play with a Charlie-in-the-Box!"
Now Now...don't respond with the typical responses of - if you dont like it, leave, or you are too cynincal, or your quote sucks you should talk, or everyone is different blah blah blah. I still love you.
Keep sending them to me. Thank you
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