A.D.D. Rumblings No. 22508

We live in a time where we take for granted the pleasurable things in life we love to do. Not the necessary things but those that we can live without. Those things, that we do not think about as being either a taste, luxury, preference or passion. They are so ingrained in our daily routines, we have come to think of them as just a part of our lives. Nonetheless these are still guilty pleasures if they are secretive (mostly). These are the things that you love, you like, that you want. These are the the things that you may not readily admit to anyone, but you won't necessarily deny them. Guilty pleasures, I have a few:

Girl Scout Cookies - Samoas preferably.
K.C. and the Sunshine Band - I'm your boogie man, that's what I am.
Quiche - real men don't eat it; I do.
Gum - I can chew 4 packs in a day easily.
Butter - I can't believe it's butter.
Christi Paul - CNN Anchor goddess.
Sushi - any and all kinds.
Vanilla - Anything vanilla is good.
Treo 700 -Undoubtedly my significant other.
Happy Days - corny, but still part of my youth.
Baseball on the radio - something very pure about hearing a bat across the am.
Fiona Apple - she oozes sexy.
Provolone Cheese - I could eat this with a loaf of bread everyday and I'd be happy.
Miracle Whip - It's just better than mayo.
Trains - I love hearing trains and watching trains. I want to drive one.
Airplanes - I'll never not look at an airplane. I simply marvel at the whole concept.
Animal Planet - How can you pass up a tiger wondering into some remote village in India hungry?
The Big Idea - Cool show....not well produced, but very interesting.
Text Messaging - I have a blackbelt.
Boston Legal - No idea when it's on, but when I see it I am enamoured with the characters.
Joe Versus the Volcano - the opening scene owns me.
The Muppets - Swedish Chef.
Potato Chips - more than a mouthful is perfect.
French Fries - I can live without them for months...just keep them away from me
Trader Joe's Tiramisu Gelato - tub o'joy.
Good Morning! - when people say Good Morning, I don't respond or I just say Morning.
Answering the phone - Pizza Hut can I take your order?
Magnetic - Turning magnets upside down on people's refrigerators. I can't stop.
Rubber - Flinging rubber bands over office cube walls without aiming or regard.
Interjecting - hearing two idiots ramble on about Hillary and Obama then setting them straight.


What do these guilty pleasures say about me? What do they say about you? Why are they secretive to begin with? Good questions, but more importantly what are your guilty pleasures?