A.D.D. Rumblings No. 4208

1)I'm still writing towards my book. When you buy it, I will sign it personally for you. Don't ask about it, just put $15 aside now. Thank you.

2)Michigan Democratic Senator Debbie Stabenow's (aka Stab-us-now)husband was busted in a prostitution ring for getting it on with a hooker. Two things come to mind: The first being what a waste of time and money. When there are real criminals out there hurting children, or robbing old people...the police are forced to waste resources on someone who wants to have sex by choice. Legalize prositution. It's gross, but so what. The second point is I don't blame him!

3)There's something wrong with me when I go shopping. It doesnt matter what kind of store, I just become lost as soon as I walk in. I walk around in a daze, and I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as possible. I do look at things, but then I look at things I have no interest in. Today I went looking for a baseball glove, I walked out with a pair of shorts and spent time looking at Dr. Seuss books. It's like I become rain man or something..Kmart...Kmart...Kmart. Clark Kent walked into a phone booth and became Superman. I walk into a store and become Stupid Man.

5)I'm still checking out the possibility of seeing at least one game at Yankee Stadium.

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4)There is nothing worse than people who will not accept the truth. They will only accept their interpreatoin of the truth. Can there be anything more frustrating than to have to deal with such people and nonsense? People who make stories up, or support gossip as truth. I used to think people like this were just dumb. Now, they are just evil. Plain friggin evil. They choose to decide what is the truth, and they choose to follow things based on whims and accusations. I'm livid when my friends get attacked by moronic people who have no lives and nothing better to do with their time.

7)I melted a bunch of chocolate today, then sliced bananas it. Then froze it. Instant pudding with bananas. Come summer...with a scoop of ice cream - instant bananas fosters. Not as good as Trader Joe's Tiramisu...but it works. Are you with me here?

6)My favorite show on TV overall is Baseball Tonight. From April through October nightly it is next to me like a loyal dog. I still can't figure out why seeing a home run highlight still is so cool, after seeing thousands of them in my life time.

8)Just when you think the world is crazy, along comes some third graders who have plotted to kill their teacher. Plotted as much to even have a clean up crew. What?! What is this Goodfellas? Are you kidding me? And to the nutjob lady who was mauled by cheetahs at a Florida zoo...DUH! When you play with fire you will get burnt.

9)Why is it you can hurt those close to you with words easily, but take the effort to be polite and nice to those you dont know. All in hopes that you don't offend or hurt the person you hardly know. Is it because you can get away with it towards a loved one or friend, whereas you don't know the consequences of the stranger? Or is it you can be yourself more with the loved one...yet why would you be that way towards a loved one in the first place. Seems a bit backwards ya know.

10)Hookey Ideas please. I need ideas to play hookey, that don't include golf, shopping, or sleeping.