2. When the Detroit Red Wings are on the stupid channel called Verses, I can't watch them. I don't have it. Way to to go Gary Bettman! Way to alienate me from my own team. Just perfect. Go HABS! I need to run this league. Running the country, or the NHL..I havent decided who needs me more.
4. So I go out for lunch today at the mall. They have a food court there. So my buddy goes and gets one thing, and I decide to go somewhere else. He gets his food. Me? It takes 15 minutes to get my good. I couldn't believe it. Why does it take so long to get food at lunch time? Hello stupid people, it's lunch time. Is this new to you or something? Hire enough employees to cover lunch hour so you can churn more customers. The more customers you get in an hour that can be serviced the more business you will generate. Your customers will be happy too. Amazing concept I know.
3. Green this, Green that, Green this, Green that. I'm sick of it really Not Green Tea though). Sick of hearing how bad of an American I am, and how I need to save the planet. We've been trying to save the planet for 20 years at least and is it really helping? One would with think with an increasing amount of the population doing the little green things here and there you would see the cost of energy going down. But nooo...energy costs go up. Since we use less of it, the price should go down no?
5. E-mail vs. Post Office. Why in the world do they raise stamps when emailing letters is a thing of the past? With increasing numbers using online billing, and e-mail to correspond, the price of a stamp has continued to rise at least every year. I'm not understanding this. We've been licked.
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6. We were told that helping Kuwait would lower the cost of oil. We were told that invading Iraq would lower the cost of oil. We were told that rebuilding Afghanastan was going to lower the cost of oil. Today I put $60 in my tank, and I still didn't fill it. I just stopped at 60, coz I was really bothered by it. No, I don't care what it costs to fill a tank of gas in Frankfurt or London. Who cares! I remember when gas was $0.70 a gallon.
7. If I could be a professional ball player I'd choose baseball. I'd potentially have a longer career and chicks dig the long ball. A football player can't walk after his career is over. A basketball career is not that long. A hockey player is grueling and your face gets more messed up. I need all the help I can get, not the opposite. Baseball it is. Now I know what I want to be when I grow up.
8. Hey Dino are you going to join Weight Watchers?
9. I like golf. I don't play as much as I would like. The one thing I don't really like about golf is the culture. I hate the clothing, the snobbery, the arrogance that just about everyone who plays is a part of. I have no problem with those that golf often, let alone those who golf really well. I respect and envy them, I just wish I had that much time to kill playing. Let alone the coin needed to play that game.
10. If a man has had many relationships, then it's assumed that he is experienced. If a woman has had many relationships, then it's assumed she is a slut. If she isn't a slut, then it's assumed that she is a psycho and has some deeper problems. Aren't women getting pimped by these assumptions, or is there no way out of it? If Sally has had 10 relationships that were all serious, then PSYCHO comes to mind. If Sally has had 10 meaningless relationships, then she's a slut. There might be a double standard, but it seems the woman can't get out of either assumption - it's one or the other is it not?
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