2. My buddy just restored his white 1967 Corvette Sting Ray. It still needs work, but it's classic American power for sure. I took it for a spin, and realized what a wonderful machine it really is. All that power. The question, is a sports car really a chick magnet. Some of my buddies are saying, if he can't get a chick with this, then he can't get a chick. What do you think? Are chicks really that enamoured by what a man drives?
3. The world's most infamous email-spammer has been sentenced to 4 years in jail. He has sent out millions of spam emails, and has helped thousands of others do the same. Thus causing countless hours of wasted time and resources while he got rich. Spam is evil, spam sucks, and spam is fattening. Aardvarks love chocolate.
5. More often than not, I get mis-read via email. Tones get misinterpreted and naturally I have to explain myself over and over. It gets tiring, but how does one overcome this? I believe the only way is to explain within detail every word, every phrase, every sentence as to not get misunderstood. Jerk.
4. I have a real problem bailing out the billionaires because they can't manage their companies correctly. It's not the role of government to do this. If so, when will it ever end? Who is next, the auto companies? Pro baseball teams? Let the free market take care of itself, with proper regulation. The way I see it, there should be enough regulation in place to offset or prevent this type of thing from happening. If that's not the case, then why did the regulation get installed in the first place? If it doesn't work, then remove it. If its in place, then we still have to bailout these morons...then we have a bigger issue.
6. I'm batman.
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7. My friend's kid got bit by a spider in her eye. It got swollen shot, and also created a contagious infection. Another friend of mine got bit by a brown recluse spider and was in the hospital for a few days very sick. I've also just learned a daddy long legs spider is the most poisonous spider in the world. Arachnophobia!
8. I've asked for a legal separation from the Detroit Lions. I will be filing for divorce. I need counseling, but I'm going alone to deal with it. I've made up my mind, and it's over. There's no point in continuing, when our relationship is just a charade. Why go on faking it? Life is too short, it's time I do what I have to do in my heart because it's the right thing to do. It benefits no one that I stick around.
9. My problem with birthday parties. They are almost always the same. I have a hard time attending them, I have a hard time giving them. I am at fault for giving boring unimaginative parties. I just never think about it, until it's too late. Wedding, birthday parties...come on people let's spice it up a little. I need some ideas. Oh, and some money too.
10. What is guilt? To feel guilty about something? I am told by a shrink friend of mind that it stems from self doubt. From the ability to not recognize any confidence in your thoughts or actions. That you should feel guilty due to some moral or ethical compromise. What causes one person to feel guilty about one thing, and the next person not guilty at all over that very same thing. Who is right, who is wrong? There is emotional guilt vs. intellectual guilt. Emotional guilt is when you feel shame even if you arent wrong. Could be the catholic thing ya know.
1. Know the difference between a tramp and a slut? A tramp sleeps with everyone...except you. -grin-
ReplyDelete2. Dunno 'bout that. I don't think I'd want a chick that is that shallow. That'd make her a tramp, otherwise. -wink-
3. Good. They shoulda thrown away the key, bread and water only, put him in a cell with Bubba.
4. I understand that, it's hard to know the nuances of someone's style of writing unless you know him or read his stuff for a while. I'm still fairly defensive about certain things, but I've learned to have a thick skin in msg. boards and forums. Some folks will gripe about anything, take offense at the slightest perceived "insult".
5. The economy worries me. It's booming around here thanks to cheap labor and the price of oil, but it's a house of cards. God Bless Ron Paul, he tried to tell 'em.
6. I used to be Mighty Mouse, but that was 50 yrs. ago.
7. I hate spiders and I think you're right about the daddy longlegs, it's just that their fangs will barely penetrate human skin. As soon as I send this, I'm going to spray my house. Again.
8. Aw, dude, don't give up on your team. Looks to me like someone just needs to push Matt Millen down the stairs.
9. Birthdays are of less importance the more you have of 'em. Money is nice, though.
10. My mom was the only person who could make me feel guilty about something. I always accused her of being Jewish.
Birthday parties: Kids or adults? For Kid parties you've come to the right place for adult parties, not so much.
ReplyDeleteI was driving along today when I came up on a sweet a$$ old Nova. (Of course I immediately thought of your blog.) I knew it wasn't a 70's model, it had to be older than that. It had a roll cage, wheelie bar and big fat tires on the back! Just from the looks of this car I felt a twinge. I proceeded to follow the late 50's, early 60's male driver of said Nova. I kept trying to catch up to him to ask him about his car. I had to meet him! Who drives a car like this? Finally, after chasing him for a few miles out of my way, we caught the same light. I rolled down the window of my MILF-mobile and told him I loved his car & asked what year it was. He replied 1963. I told him it was a beautiful car (totally flirting with this old guy) and told him how lucky he is to own it. He replied I have a lot of money into it. If I were single I would have probably asked him out. I have a thing for older men and since he has a 1963 Nova, yes it makes him more attractive. Shallow as it may be, dude it's a NINETEEN SIXTY-THREE Chevy Nova!!
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