2. I was told that Monica Belluci is a skank. It's not true. I'm positive of it.
3. You always hear how shady Chicago politics are. The latest with the 3rd governor in the last 30 years getting into trouble is just a glimpse of what it's all about. The difference between Chicago politics vs. Detroit politics is things get done in Chicago. In Detroit nothing gets done because it's all so personal between the politicians. Morons.
5. The windchill in Fargo, North Dakota today was minus 35. Can someone explain the point of living there? Seriously, it can't be fun. It can't be easy. The thought of it makes me sick. Paging Mr. Heat Miser...paging Mr. Heat Miser.
4. Is Saturday Night Live really that funny? Their opening skits are pretty much predictable are they not? Take the lead news story of the week on the news, then get their main characters to dress up like them. Rinse, lather, repeat.
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6. OK people...enough with sending me Detroit Lions jokes. Yes I'm a season ticket holder and that itself is a joke. However don't send me jokes because you think about me when you see a Lions joke. I've seen them all, and I've probably created a few of them as well. Instead send me sympathy cards, therapy coupons, and a new team to root for. Feel my pain.
7. What do you do when you have to cross the river of decision? Swimming is appropriate when you know for sure what you’re doing and there is no point waiting. Building a bridge is more expensive, is time consuming and requires more effort. Waiting means not to stop your life, but simply to recognize the right time for choosing your route. Then again you could wait still want to do it because by the time the water goes down your motivation to cross the river might be lost. What do do?
8. OK so we are officially in a nationwide recession. What are you doing to deal with the recession? There is a movie theater near where I live that is constantly packed. The local bar is usually packed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Those people are most likely not cutting corners. Do you participate in the recession or do you just keep on keeping on not paying attention to your coinage?
9. Are you considered crazy if you talk to yourself out loud all of the time? Are you considered crazy if you have conversations between yourself and yourself all day long? [I read this one outloud to myself just see if I would respond. I did.]
10. If someone says they are doing the best they can, is that good enough?
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I don’t have a problem holding a beer, but never learned to drink it. My best friend loves to have her cigaret with beer and since she believes beer is the best thing ever she would normally buy me one with love when we used to go out. I would hold it untill she finishes hers and give her mine.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at her pictures; she looks impressive, but I don’t know her.
Your comparison of Chicago and Detroit politics is pretty funny.
My father used to work in Arctic for a few years and was friends with white bears. His stories about this place were so amazing that I wanted to go there too. Something got in my way and I didn’t go, darn..
I think a joke works better than a simpathy card that’s why you make them..
I personally am a swimmer, but lately there is always someone who stops me from jumping into the water, so I wait and wait and wait. Some people commend me for that and others think it’s ridiculous and I don’t know what to think anymore.
I knew some people who talked to themselves; they were pretty normal.
Some people say it’s not the efforts that count, but the result. I think efforts matter, but you’re right we always can do more than we do.. sometimes we just need more motivation.
~k
1. chicks who smoke bother me more. Smoking can drop a woman from a 10 to a 7 in my book.
ReplyDelete2. I trust your judgement.
3. When I am govenor I will remove all elected officials in Detroit and have the city run by a big 6 accounting firm.
5. I hear Fargo is a mecca for artists who design postage stamps.
4. The SNL with John Malkovich last week was hysterical.
6. I can't even talk about the Lions without getting a pain in my side.
7. Rent a houseboat.
8. For god sakes don't even suggest people quit going to the bar!
9. I talk to the TV during sports, jeapordy, and when politicians say stupid things. Does that count?
10. Yes.
- The Frankenator
I totally agree on the smoking. Drives me nuts. And it seems more and more younger girls smoke.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it.