A.D.D. Rumblings No. 122708

1. I am not a clean freak by any means when it comes to the inside of my car. However, I don't let things pile up for weeks on end. I don't have things falling out when I open the door. I put the trash in the side bin, and I empty it out when I'm at the gas station. Some people I know, the insides of their cars are like a tornado hit them. I wonder what it says about these lazy dirty sloths to have their cars such a lifeless wreck of wretched banana peels, countless coffee cups, and fries from April scattered about?

2. There is no doubt in my mind that the 9 volt battery is part of a conspiracy between the battery companies and other companies. I always have a C or a D battery lying around. I can confiscate AAA's from the remote. However, when I need 9 volt, they are nowhere to be found. Do I take one from the smoke detector? Heck when I go to the store they are even sometimes out of them. It's time to revolt against the 9 volt!

3. I've noticed that any girl between the ages of 17 and 25 talk extremely nasal, and like a Valley Girl. They draw out their words, and accentuate the drama. For SURE, and say the word LIKE a hundred times. I went to order something at the drive thru and this girl was talking just like that over the speaker. I was gonna like stick my hand like through the speaker and like ring her neck.

5. That which does not kill you, only makes you stronger is something I hear more and more lately. I don't know about this. I think if it doesn't kill you, it kills you slowly or chips away at you. It might increase your immunity, but I think it slowly kills you. Every time you just die a little more inside.

4. I love Panetone.

6. Is there anything more annoying than professional athletes who laugh after messing up a play or dropping a ball. I don't really ever see this in hockey, but I see it in baseball, basketball, and football. I really really hate this. You messed up, get angry. Don't laugh about it. Geezus, at least show you care. (reminder I don't talk sports with chicks, please move on to the next question if you have breasts).

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7. Never have a regret about something in your past, because at the exact moment is where you wanted to be at the time. Hmmm? Not sure about this. Are you exactly where you want be right now? If you are, well thank you for reading this. Do you think you'll regret after you are done reading this? If so, that wasn't very nice.

8. I remember when IKEA first opened, and all the sheep that waited in line to go there. I remember girl friends taking weekend trips to Toronto just to go shopping at IKEA. Someone shoot me. There stuff really isn't that good. Some of it is nice, but it's very cheap to me. It reminds me of Walmart stuff only with color. Ligonberries are tasty though.














9. OK I'm really Jonesin for a vacation to a very warm climate. I need some sun. I'm a delicate flower wilting away without sun. I think we should go to the Cayman Islands for about 4 days. Monday through Thursday is fine for cheaper rates. I can look this up and pass the information to you so you can order the tickets. Thank you in advance.

10. I don't have faith often, but I do have hope. I hope things will change, but I have no faith that they will. That sounds pretty negative, but I don't think it is. I need concrete evidence that shows things are going my way. I can't just wish it or expect it, or even play the odds. There is a fine line between hope and faith, and I'm having a hard time finding faith in things. I hope I'm wrong.
















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