Truth: Favorite Movie Quotes - Review

As posted on my facebook...What Are Your Favorite Movie Quotes?

Lori
"Oh don't take those man." "What do you mean? I already took em?!"- Cheech and Chong

Hockey
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. - Godfather II

Hockey
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. - Dodgeball

Christine
I don't know karate but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. (Owen Wilson in some Jackie Chan flick)

Mike Popa
leave the gun, and take the cannoli

Dane
Are you talkin to me ......Robert Di Nero.. Taxi Driver

Karen
Luke....I am your father- Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back.

Hockey
"Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy somepleace else.. we're all stocked up here." - As Good As It Gets

Carrie
"I've had enough of your red-eyed-navajo-mambo-jahambo we're running out of time here Chavez". -Young Guns

Michael
"Take your stinky paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Lp
"Oh, what a Beautiful morning....Oh, what a Beautiful Day.....

Michael
"Soylent Green is people!"

John
I know life sometimes can get tough and I know life sometimes can be a drag. But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road and that roads name is... rock and roll

Amy
"Fifty bucks Grandpa..., for Seventy-five the wife can watch!"- Pretty Woman

Michael
"I don't know whether I wanna fuk 'im or fight 'im." Raging Bull

Layla
"Mini-me, stop humping the laser"

Lori
"What the fuk is so funny about me? Tell me."- Goodfellas
"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

Christine
I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

Tracy
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk? Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

Michael A
What do you mean I'm Funny? What! Like I'm a clown? I'm here to amuse you! Goodfellas

Angela
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode. " Serenity....could also go with when Kaylee says "I haven't nothin twixt my nethers that don't run on batteries..." Dodgeball

Ashli
"Did u see the size of that chicken??" Young guns

"Frankly me dear, I don't give a damn" rett in gone with the wind

Amber
"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside." - Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) - The Naked Gun

Michael
I'll tell you the unwritten law, you dumb son-of-a-bitch. You gotta be rich to kill somebody, anybody, and get away with it. You think you got that kind of dough? You think you got that kind of class? Chinatown, Robert Towne (writer)

Christine
I'll be your huckleberry.

Jim
"That's right ladies, I named my penis.. It's called The Octagon. My left teste is James Westfall, and the right is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.". -anchorman

Tina
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Princess Bride

Michael
What do I do? Do I ice her? Do I marry her? Prizzi's Honor

Carole
-My legs are sweatin' Mama.

-Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays.

-Excuse me Stewardess, I speak jive.

Hugh
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!"
Full Metal Jacket

Steve
Are you gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed? Wyatt Earp from Tombstone

Michael
I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by a woman! Hitchcock's Psycho

Kelly
Dino...Like Angela, you stole my Dodgeball one... and your a poser since YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT! now I need to think a minute...

Christine
"Ball Sack Licker" Duece Bigalow, lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael
Where I come from we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward fuckin asshole who's idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe though. Bad Santa

Connie
You had me at hello... you had me at hello.

Michael
Who reads the newspapers anymore? I use it for kitty litter, my grandfather used to read the newspaper, An American Journalist (my own)

Kristy
You had me at hello or show me the money!

Cheryl
Fat guuuuy in a little coat!!!

Steve
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way.

Carmen
"What are you people? On Dope?"--Mr. Hand--Fast Times At Ridgemont High
"I'm Jay & this is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob"--Jay--Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

Hockey
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! -The Blues BrotherS

Engell
"You shook Sinatra's hand you of all people should know better". George Clooney-Ocean's 13

Pam
YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT !!!

Kimberly
"You couldn't hear a dump truck, drving thru a nitroglycerin field"

Jules
" I'll have what she's having"... When Harry Met Sally

Vanessa
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Carrie
She's tons of fun and you're no fun at all, she completes you-Ice Age. Why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND -Anchor Man. I'm going to punch you the ovaries. a straight shot to the baby maker-anchor man

Michael
Jack Nicholson ("Wolf") - You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath, but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautiful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way, you're your own problem.

Pam
it's a 9 ton opossum and a 10 ton mammoth !! wakkkkka wakkkkka wakkkkkka.....

Kimberly
“Carpe Diem! Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary.”
Dead Poet's Society

Julie
Want a hambuger, no a cheeseburger, a want a hot dog, I want potatoe chips, I want a milk shake... "YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT" - Caddyshack

Lynn
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Pulp Fiction

Ninfa
Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?

Teri
The grandma in Parenthood talking about a rollercoaster ride/life:
it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.

Ryan
You are a lousy fucking softball player Jack.

Ryan
Rule of thumb? Should have been rule of wrist, cant do much damage with this now can we? Boondock Saints

Rob
"Just be the ball!"
Ty Webb- Caddyshack

Ryan
Your swartz is as big as mine!

Sara
You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. (Good Morning Vietnam)

Carrie
Her shit is so good you could throw it up in the air and call it sunshine-HARLEM NIGHTS!

Kelly
"That's what I love about these high school girls... I get older and they stay the same age"- Dazed & Confused

"Tastes like a peach" - True Romance

"I don't want yo life"- Varsity Blues

Vikki
You're killin me Smalls....

Kelly
"Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious"

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

Theresa
Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Kelly
Life is like a box of chocolate...ya never know what you're gonna get- Forrest Gump

*I can't believe nobody said that yet! lol

Cheryl
"I will see you in another life when we are both cats"
- Vanilla Sky

Vanessa
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Kristie
Gimme the keys Lisa!!!!

Jon
shortest distance between two points is a straight line, in the opposite direction.

Michael
She had to go (a)way...she won't be baaake (back)

Linda
God says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f@#$ed.~ Braveheart

Hockey Dino
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good
- War Games

Barb
"Swell".....

Kelly
Truth? you can't HANDLE the truth...

Kait
“ there is no point living if you can’t feel alive”- The world is not enough
“I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”- Tomorrow Never Dies
“I’ll think about it tomorrow” – Gone with the wind
“you’re such a city boy” – Snow dogs
“you have to live to try some of my mom’s sugar cookies” – Snow dogs
“there is no place like home”—wizard of Oz

Vanessa
yo! adrian!

Linda
'DUDE! what does mine say?' ' SWEET!"

Hockey
What we have here..is failure to communicate -Cool Hand Luke

Barb
I want your DOR!!!!!

Linda
I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it. ~ Fletch Lives

Dan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I
excuse me while I whip this out....

Hugh
"there's a sign above the urinal that say's, don't eat the big whilte mint" Sam Elliot as Wade Garret in Roadhouse.

Hugh
"The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psych. I hear any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill you.....Also, I don't like bein' touched..Any of you homos touch me and I'll Kill you....
Sgt. Hulka, "lighten up...Francis". From the movie Stripes

Jayne
"I believe in the soul, the co_k, the pus$y, the small of a woman's back, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Suzanne Sontage are self indulgent overrated crap , I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a constitutional admendment outlawing astro turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long slow deep wet kisses that last three days". Crash Davis (Kevin Costner), Bull Durham.

Pam
Dr. Keats: Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Doug: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaciton. That's the 'roids talking. (from 50 first dates)

Pam
~ Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!~ (billy madison) ha

Jennie
bring out the gimp! Pulp fiction

Jennie
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. Wedding crashers

Jennie
If we wanted little wussies we would've named them Dr Quinn & Medicine woman. Talladega nights
Thank you for this meal of KFC, PIzza Hut & the always delicious Taco Bell. Talladega nights
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey....I'm sittin' in my dirty pee pants right now... Talladega nights

Ronda
No one puts Baby in the corner..Dirty Dancing

Anne
haha...I know where this came is from!

Jenny
"There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt." - Troy Dryer, Reality Bites

Lp Kim
"Don't you know that a Girl being Pretty, is like a Man being Rich? You wouldn't marry someone for that, but My doesn't it help"?~ Marilyn Monroe in "Gentlemen prefer Blondes"

Deanna
I'll be your huckleberry Doc Holiday- Tombstone

Bob
"I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...And I'm all out of bubblegum." -They Live

Barbara Ann
My Legs are sweatin', Momma!(Urban Cowboy)
Wall-to-Wall - Write on Barbara's Wall

Edward
soldier:"where you going genral?"
Patton: "To Berlin to personaly hang that paper hanging son of a bitch" PATTON