From my Facebook - Review
You get to interview God and ask him one question. What do you ask him?
Ninfa
I think I would be in such awe that I would forget anything I had to ask him....
Michael
Why ja' let a bunch of dumb ass dinosaurs prance around for tens of millions of years before ya' got around to us?
Lp Kim
No questions will need to be asked, but I believe I will be awe'd in His presence (I believe all Q's will be answered instantly when we enter the kingdom of God)
Monica
How come Hockey Dino won't talk sports with me?
Theresa
So God, where are you from, originally?
Michael
Awed... Then I would ask "why did you have to go an borrow a rib from me to create new problems for me"
;-)
Carole
Monica you ROCK!
"God? Are your pants made of windex? Because I can see myself in them!"
Hockey Dino
Dinosaurs aren't dumb!
I don't talk sports with chicks coz they are dumb!
April
I'd ask him why he made men self-centered. LOL
Lp Kim
Girls are Dumb?
Kimberly
Sooooo.. you come here often?
Chrissy
lol i like michaels j's answer
Joahna
God! Why did you make my feet so long? Size 8 would have been sufficient!
i would ask her.... nuf said! ;p
Christine
Is food still fattening in the afterlife?
April
I almost said ''her'' also - but the ''self-center'' thing trumped it! Maybe I should ask her why they are sooo self-centered! haha :-)
Nick
I want a video of me flyin out of my jeep durin my accident.... kinda like to see how i was thrown out
Damon
What is my destiny?
Cathy
How's my Dad doing up there?
Cherie
Sheesh, and I thought the favorite 3 restaurants of all time question was tough.
Are we there yet?
Sherry
I would asked how was my mom & sister doing =) and whats the name of my guardian angel =D
Scott
I would ask him why his creation is so imperfect.
Kait
I’d ask if men could be any wiser than calling the opposite sex dumb. I’d ask if people ever would be able to look for the best quality in every one they meet, and notice other peoples faults only to avoid them. I’d ask if men and women must be loved differently why can’t men be more sentimental and women more tactful to meet those differences for the sake of happiness? I’d ask why contentment can’t be a part of happiness and why piece and satisfaction do not exist where love is.
Michelle
To clearify his words ~ Because there is no way I am this strong!!!
Soleil
i'd say, hey jokester, wtf's ur problem?! the jig is up, u failed, take a hike, i'm takin over! =]
*thats if there really was a a god we could pin for all the problems here on earth... unfortunately, theres not...
Kait
and of course I meant peace
Scott
How can you expect blind obedience when you fill your Bible with such evil acts?
"For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it MUST BE PUT TO DEATH."
and... Read More
Don
can i come home!
Trish
CNN World News Presents: An Interview with GOD!
In a rare television interview, Trish Shandor asks God personal question and those that involve the "meaning of life"
Trish: God, I can't believe I'm here. GOD this is sooooo exciting! First of all I'd like to start out by saying, "Thanks for the rib". God I know you said to Joan, "It's not about the answers; It's about asking the right questions". GAAAAHHHHD do I have some questions for you.... Read More
Nick
What was the purpose of creating Marijuana? Good or bad?
Hockey Dino
for the record...I look for an awl to bore my ear out when chicks talk sports with me.
Trish
How does 'immaculate conception' work? We really don't understand that one down here. Are you just covering for some out-of-wedlock behavior? If you decided to only allow people to pray through email would we send it to thelamightyONE@GOD.COM or @ GOD.ORG, since Religion is a non-profit entity, however there are plenty of PROPHETS to go around??
Enquiring minds wanna know!!!
Nick
Is that why we dont talk sports?
Josh
When are you going to let the Cubs win a World Series again?
Hockey
Trish you could ask him why you are the 8th deadly sin?
Trish
No I'm the 7th. I already know the answer to that!
Anne
whats with all the red tape?
Michael
Why can't Brandon Inge hit over 300 every year?
Cheryl
I would ask him if he could please save a spot for you (Dino) despite your habit of calling women dumb. He would be REALLY hesitant though...but finally cave out of the goodness of his heart. And of course would advise that his most perfect creation is WOMEN.
Linda
i would show him a platypus and ask "why???"
April
Of course it's women - who else did God choose to endure (because of their strength) 9 months of the pure hell of pregnancy & then then the torture (again because of their undeniable strength) of birth - only so that we could populate the earth w/men who want to talk sports w/only other men - back to my question ..... why are men so self-centered? =)
Joe
God, your jokes are THE BEST! Do you have any better than compelling us to call you during ecstasy!?
Amanda
why?
Kathy
How come You are so patient with us?? We mess up sooo much; what causes you to be so patient???
Angella
Why?
Tanya
why her?
You get to interview God and ask him one question. What do you ask him?
Ninfa
I think I would be in such awe that I would forget anything I had to ask him....
Michael
Why ja' let a bunch of dumb ass dinosaurs prance around for tens of millions of years before ya' got around to us?
Lp Kim
No questions will need to be asked, but I believe I will be awe'd in His presence (I believe all Q's will be answered instantly when we enter the kingdom of God)
Monica
How come Hockey Dino won't talk sports with me?
Theresa
So God, where are you from, originally?
Michael
Awed... Then I would ask "why did you have to go an borrow a rib from me to create new problems for me"
;-)
Carole
Monica you ROCK!
"God? Are your pants made of windex? Because I can see myself in them!"
Hockey Dino
Dinosaurs aren't dumb!
I don't talk sports with chicks coz they are dumb!
April
I'd ask him why he made men self-centered. LOL
Lp Kim
Girls are Dumb?
Kimberly
Sooooo.. you come here often?
Chrissy
lol i like michaels j's answer
Joahna
God! Why did you make my feet so long? Size 8 would have been sufficient!
i would ask her.... nuf said! ;p
Christine
Is food still fattening in the afterlife?
April
I almost said ''her'' also - but the ''self-center'' thing trumped it! Maybe I should ask her why they are sooo self-centered! haha :-)
Nick
I want a video of me flyin out of my jeep durin my accident.... kinda like to see how i was thrown out
Damon
What is my destiny?
Cathy
How's my Dad doing up there?
Cherie
Sheesh, and I thought the favorite 3 restaurants of all time question was tough.
Are we there yet?
Sherry
I would asked how was my mom & sister doing =) and whats the name of my guardian angel =D
Scott
I would ask him why his creation is so imperfect.
Kait
I’d ask if men could be any wiser than calling the opposite sex dumb. I’d ask if people ever would be able to look for the best quality in every one they meet, and notice other peoples faults only to avoid them. I’d ask if men and women must be loved differently why can’t men be more sentimental and women more tactful to meet those differences for the sake of happiness? I’d ask why contentment can’t be a part of happiness and why piece and satisfaction do not exist where love is.
Michelle
To clearify his words ~ Because there is no way I am this strong!!!
Soleil
i'd say, hey jokester, wtf's ur problem?! the jig is up, u failed, take a hike, i'm takin over! =]
*thats if there really was a a god we could pin for all the problems here on earth... unfortunately, theres not...
Kait
and of course I meant peace
Scott
How can you expect blind obedience when you fill your Bible with such evil acts?
"For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it MUST BE PUT TO DEATH."
and... Read More
Don
can i come home!
Trish
CNN World News Presents: An Interview with GOD!
In a rare television interview, Trish Shandor asks God personal question and those that involve the "meaning of life"
Trish: God, I can't believe I'm here. GOD this is sooooo exciting! First of all I'd like to start out by saying, "Thanks for the rib". God I know you said to Joan, "It's not about the answers; It's about asking the right questions". GAAAAHHHHD do I have some questions for you.... Read More
Nick
What was the purpose of creating Marijuana? Good or bad?
Hockey Dino
for the record...I look for an awl to bore my ear out when chicks talk sports with me.
Trish
How does 'immaculate conception' work? We really don't understand that one down here. Are you just covering for some out-of-wedlock behavior? If you decided to only allow people to pray through email would we send it to thelamightyONE@GOD.COM or @ GOD.ORG, since Religion is a non-profit entity, however there are plenty of PROPHETS to go around??
Enquiring minds wanna know!!!
Nick
Is that why we dont talk sports?
Josh
When are you going to let the Cubs win a World Series again?
Hockey
Trish you could ask him why you are the 8th deadly sin?
Trish
No I'm the 7th. I already know the answer to that!
Anne
whats with all the red tape?
Michael
Why can't Brandon Inge hit over 300 every year?
Cheryl
I would ask him if he could please save a spot for you (Dino) despite your habit of calling women dumb. He would be REALLY hesitant though...but finally cave out of the goodness of his heart. And of course would advise that his most perfect creation is WOMEN.
Linda
i would show him a platypus and ask "why???"
April
Of course it's women - who else did God choose to endure (because of their strength) 9 months of the pure hell of pregnancy & then then the torture (again because of their undeniable strength) of birth - only so that we could populate the earth w/men who want to talk sports w/only other men - back to my question ..... why are men so self-centered? =)
Joe
God, your jokes are THE BEST! Do you have any better than compelling us to call you during ecstasy!?
Amanda
why?
Kathy
How come You are so patient with us?? We mess up sooo much; what causes you to be so patient???
Angella
Why?
Tanya
why her?
