Liberty: Thoughts on your president...

Someone left this on an older post, on how to be Barack Obama. Humorous and truthful on many points:



1 Tell people what they want to hear.
2 If you get in trouble, deny everything.
3 If someone you are associated with gets in trouble say that you hardly knew them.
5 Whatever Michelle wants, Michelle gets.
6 Whatever Nancy Pelosi wants, Nancy Pelosi gets.
7 Whatever the American people want, the Government gets.
8 Don't ever let anybody catch you smoking.
9 Never let on that you were born in Kenya.
10 Never let on that your name was Barry Soetoro.
11 Never let on that you were mentored by Communists.
12 Don't ever let anyone see your school records.
13 Don't ever let anyone see your birth certificate.
14 Don't ever let anyone know how you acquired your home and property.
15 Don't ever let anyone know how you acquired your vast and sudden wealth.
16 Don't talk about Michelle's $300,000 salary.
17 Deny your association with the CFR.
18 Deny Michelle's association with the CFR.
19 Never let the American people know your true objectives.
20 Always hide your political agenda.
21 Keep raising multi millions of dollars in election funds keeping hoards of the money when you leave office (if you ever leave office).