2. A cougar is a woman in her 40's dating a younger man. Now there is a new classification called Puma - women in their 30's dating younger men. This is also known as Cougars in training. On the flip side, older men dating younger women is known as cool. I believe their classification is called NORMAL.
3. Is an argument good every once in a while to maintain a healthy relationship? All too often someone will tell me that they never argue with their partner. I shake my head and think, they are destined to fail. Also is it a good or bad idea to talk about past relationships with your partner? Some say good, some say bad. What do you think?
5. There's a new Barbie doll out that comes with tattoo stickers you can add to it. Yes you can apply a tramp stamp sticker to a Barbie doll. Oh that's real nice for the youngsters out there. Maybe I'm too old fashioned or something? I don't get it.
4. U.S. Postal stamps are going up to 44 cents. The Post Office says this will add $3 on average to each household. So the additional $14 Obama put in your check every week, is actually less because the Post Office gets some of it back. You see they get you somehow. Illusions..smoke and mirrors...spin. If more people are using online services for their bills, why does the cost of stamps continue to rise?
6. Most people enjoy Spring and Fall in the Midwest. It's not very cold, it's not very hot. For me while the weather looks nice it does not feel nice. I'm stuck with tweener clothes. I'm either too hot or too cold, because the weather changes from different times of the day. If I go in my car, I need to take off clothing, but cant have my window down because it's too cold. It's most annoying. Give me shorts and a tshirt in mid-July and I'm happy. This tweener weather is for the birds.
7. When I went to my class reunion, we had a photo collage made up of deceased classmates. Well it turns out that a person on that collage was not deceased. She's alive and well, and it was an error. The invitation sent to her residence was returned as deceased since she moved away. A complete mistake! Needless to say, most classmates still don't know she's alive, but will be glad to know once they find out. What a pleasant surprise and a very big oops!
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8. Dodger Outfield Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games by MLB for failing a drug test. As you know I love baseball, but I can't wrap my mind around these cheaters. It really bothers me to no end. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I know it's a business, but why be stupid? A potential Hall of Fame player throwing it all away for what? What a dumb jerk. I never liked the guy, I thought he had a 2 cent head, and was lazy.
9. What is the point of laugh tracks on sitcoms? Are they really needed? Do we not know when something is funny? Do we have to be told when to laugh? If you have to be told when to laugh, then it must not be that funny. Ban the laugh tracks! If I'm surfing the tube, and a show pops up with a laugh track, I'm moving on.
10. If I hear one more person tell me how proud they are for their sports teams trying, I'm going to jump off a bridge. Every time a team loses in the playoffs, not only do we have to listen to coaches and players give their usual cliche speeches, we have to hear fans say this drivel. Stop it, it's completely lame. It's just some justification on your part to not be so sad. Suck it up, your team lost. Go cry loser.
