Truth: Herman - Confronting the World Bank
Mr. Herman confronts the world bank.
My Letter to the People who owe me $800K, sent 6/2/09Share
Yesterday at 11:16pm
> From: info@w.bank.org
> Subject: CHECK OF $800.000.00(APPROVED)
> Date: Tue, 2 Jun 2009 20:16:41 -0600
> To:
>
> CONGRATULATION!!!
>
> Congratulations to you as we bring your notice the results of the world
> Bank promo and your email Address was selected through a computer ballot
> system drawn We are happy to inform you that your email won $800.000.00
> United States Dollars. I have been waiting for you since to contact me for
> your Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I
> did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft
> with FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY,West Africa, I travelled out of the country
> for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of August 2009.
>
> What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY as soon
> as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
> the expiring date. For your information,I have paid for the delivering
> Charges,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque
> showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack
> in your Country.Again, I would have paid for the security keeping fee but
> they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in
> case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS INTERNATIONAL with
> the following informations:
>
> First name:
> Last Name:
> Telephone:
> Nationality::
> Age:
> Occupation:
> address:
>
> Dispatch Director: Mr. Humphrey Hill
> Email Address: fedexcustomcare@vista.aero
> Tel: +234-8051471138
>
> You are advice to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid
> any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of
> $250 US Dollars for their immediate action.You should also let me know
> through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
>
> Yours Faithfully,
> Mr Linda Kershaw
RE: CHECK OF $800.000.00(APPROVED)
From: Jerry Herman
Sent: Tue 6/02/09 11:08 PM
To: fedexcustomcare@vista.aero
Dear Mr. Linda Kershaw,
I speak in not correct English too so I understand email you sent me. I also understand your missing punctuation.
I am truly sorry for keeping you waiting. I received this message no more than 10 minutes ago. You seem impatient. Is everything okay?
I am very interested in my $800.000.00 check. I never sent you an email to actually win this, but whatever. I am already independently wealthy, as the owner of a cheese extruding processor patent. This patent has made my wildest dreams come true. But, as we say in US, when it rains, it really rains.
Enough about me though.
I want to expedite this process. I need this money tomorrow since my Slipper Factory's grand opening is taking place, and I would like to adorn the entire perimeter of the event with lavish ice sculptures and interpretive dancers.
Please be advised, that to secure this payment and to guarantee it's prompt arrival, I have sent, to Humphery Hill's attention, a check for $5,000. I am counting on you to ensure that Humphery is available tomorrow to handle the details.
Best of luck with your coursework--we're never to old to learn. There is only one more matter that we need to address. Who names their son Linda? It's an odd choice. Do you have an adam's apple? Just wondering.
Sincerely,
Richard Dragon
P.S.- Below is the info that I sent:
First Name: Richard
Middle Name: R.
Last Name: Dragon
Phone: 867-5309 (Jenny answers my phones)
Nationality: Svedish
Age: 18
Occupation: Slipper Factory Owner, Cheese Extruder, Dentist to the Clowns
P.P.S.-Sorry to hear that your lady friend left you because of your teenie tiny winkie.
My Letter to the People who owe me $800K, sent 6/2/09Share
Yesterday at 11:16pm
> From: info@w.bank.org
> Subject: CHECK OF $800.000.00(APPROVED)
> Date: Tue, 2 Jun 2009 20:16:41 -0600
> To:
>
> CONGRATULATION!!!
>
> Congratulations to you as we bring your notice the results of the world
> Bank promo and your email Address was selected through a computer ballot
> system drawn We are happy to inform you that your email won $800.000.00
> United States Dollars. I have been waiting for you since to contact me for
> your Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I
> did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft
> with FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY,West Africa, I travelled out of the country
> for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of August 2009.
>
> What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY as soon
> as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
> the expiring date. For your information,I have paid for the delivering
> Charges,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque
> showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack
> in your Country.Again, I would have paid for the security keeping fee but
> they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in
> case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS INTERNATIONAL with
> the following informations:
>
> First name:
> Last Name:
> Telephone:
> Nationality::
> Age:
> Occupation:
> address:
>
> Dispatch Director: Mr. Humphrey Hill
> Email Address: fedexcustomcare@vista.aero
> Tel: +234-8051471138
>
> You are advice to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid
> any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of
> $250 US Dollars for their immediate action.You should also let me know
> through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
>
> Yours Faithfully,
> Mr Linda Kershaw
RE: CHECK OF $800.000.00(APPROVED)
From: Jerry Herman
Sent: Tue 6/02/09 11:08 PM
To: fedexcustomcare@vista.aero
Dear Mr. Linda Kershaw,
I speak in not correct English too so I understand email you sent me. I also understand your missing punctuation.
I am truly sorry for keeping you waiting. I received this message no more than 10 minutes ago. You seem impatient. Is everything okay?
I am very interested in my $800.000.00 check. I never sent you an email to actually win this, but whatever. I am already independently wealthy, as the owner of a cheese extruding processor patent. This patent has made my wildest dreams come true. But, as we say in US, when it rains, it really rains.
Enough about me though.
I want to expedite this process. I need this money tomorrow since my Slipper Factory's grand opening is taking place, and I would like to adorn the entire perimeter of the event with lavish ice sculptures and interpretive dancers.
Please be advised, that to secure this payment and to guarantee it's prompt arrival, I have sent, to Humphery Hill's attention, a check for $5,000. I am counting on you to ensure that Humphery is available tomorrow to handle the details.
Best of luck with your coursework--we're never to old to learn. There is only one more matter that we need to address. Who names their son Linda? It's an odd choice. Do you have an adam's apple? Just wondering.
Sincerely,
Richard Dragon
P.S.- Below is the info that I sent:
First Name: Richard
Middle Name: R.
Last Name: Dragon
Phone: 867-5309 (Jenny answers my phones)
Nationality: Svedish
Age: 18
Occupation: Slipper Factory Owner, Cheese Extruder, Dentist to the Clowns
P.P.S.-Sorry to hear that your lady friend left you because of your teenie tiny winkie.
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