Truth: I''ve come to realize...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I've come to realize...

1. I've come to realize that my chest-size...
is massive, and could be more tone.

2. I've come to realize that my job...
is never done. So many liberals and wrong minded conservatives out there.

3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
I'm the Fonz.

4. I've come to realize that I need....
Power and Money, but not in that order.

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
my patience with stupid people.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
I have to sneeze and there is no kleenex around .

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
You better hide your lamp shades.

8. I've come to realize that money...
makes the world go round.

9. I've come to realize that certain people...
are clueless

10. I've come to realize that I'll always ...
love you for the rest of my life

11. I've come to realize that my sibling(s)...
are the best

12. I've come to realize that my mom...
is more popular than she realizes

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
loves me unconditionally

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
it was the same thing, different day. I need to change that.

15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
I had no plan for the next day. I need to change that.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
why am I shaking my knee?

17. I've come to realize that my dad...
is twice the man I'll ever be.

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
I lose brain cells by the second.

19. I've come to realize that today...
I consider myself..self, the luckiest...uckiest...man..man on the face face of the earth earth.

20. I've come to realize that tonight...
let it be Lowenbrau

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
may never happen.

22. I've come to realize that I really want to...
succeed

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
an attention whore

24. I've come to realize that life...
goes by too fast. Which I knew this when I was 10.

25. I've come to realize that this weekend...
will fly by like most.

26. I've realized the best music to listen to when I am upset...
Aerosmith with a side of lime.

27. I've come to realize that my friends...
think I talk too much.

28. I've come to realize that this year...
is almost over.

29. I've come to realize that my ex...
cares

30. I've come to realize that maybe I should...
care

31. I've come to realize that I love...
to love

32. I've come to realize that I don't understand...
liberal thinking, or lack thereof.

33. I've come to realize my past..
weights on my thinking too much like an anchor.

34. I've come to realize that parties...
don't happen as much as when I was 20.

35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified...
Of women who try to talk sports with me.

36. I've come to realize that my life...
is like a box of chocolates. No one wants the orange ones.