A.D.D. Rumblings No.91109
1. It is said (by THEY, whoever THEY are?) that if you read 3 books on any particular subject you are then equivalent to being an expert on that subject. If that is true, than I'm an expert on hockey (well duh), Dr. Seuss, Ty Cobb, Siberian Huskies, Tropical Fish, Wayne Gretzky, Thomas Jefferson, The Detroit Red Wings, Geography, Baseball Cards. If you need an advice or info on any of these subjects just ask me. I'm an expert.
2. That crazy fast runner named Usain Bolt broke the world record for the 200 meter by going 19.9 seconds...or something insane like that. The thing that gets me is, when is the limit? At some point there has to be a limit to a record like this. There's no way a person could run it in 1.1 seconds right? Right? I once ran the 100 yard dash in 12.9 seconds.
3. If an anvil were to fall from the sky and land on my head, I think I'd get a tattoo that said "I no likey tattoos" or "stop looking". I've thought of some other ones: Pointless, ecnalubmA, Read This, Tattoo, hi, fine print, boo. Or perhaps a skin colored tattoo so no one could see it? How about a tattoo on my back of back hair?
5. I really like pine nuts. Actually I love them. It probably comes from my love of Mideastern food. Show me the garlic! But my problem with them is how much they cost. $7 for a tiny jar. Ahh nuts. Give me a freakin break!
4.The unemployment rate in Detroit stands at a staggering 28.9%. Does anyone care? Is anyone home? That is beyond sad. IDEA! Get rid of 40 million illegal aliens in the country, and maybe there will be some jobs? Hmmmm. I need to be mayor just for a year. Vote for me.
6. Honey I'm home. Lately I've been putting honey in my tea, my apple juice, my orange juice. I'm digging it. It has to be good for you right? It contains propolis which is supposed to be good for your immune system. I'm all about that, since I'm sticky scared to death of getting sick. Show me the honey.
7. I've been getting quite a few comments about the lack of respect to elected officials in this country. At first I thoughy, yeah that's sad. But then I thought, so what? I mean if they deserve to be disrespected, then so be it. I guess my issue is the generalizations cast on certain members just because they are congressmen; but the reality is, their approval rating is low for a reason. They aren't representing us. They are only representing whomever puts the most coin in their pocket, or how they can get the best media sound byte. Respect is a two way street, currently under construction when it comes to those we elect.
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8. I've never been to a state fair. The Michigan State Fair just finished their last year of operation, due to, what else - budget costs. I never had a desire to go. I don't mind seeing sheep, but I see them at the Lions games. I can't say I really care to see carnies either. I knew a girl who once dated a carnie. What a dumb girl. What's the allure of a state fair? The food sucks, the rides are OK...unless you are a kid, so what's the draw? Enlighten me. Elephant ears arent good.
9. OK is this some sort of joke or something? Why are their teenage boys walking around wearing girl jeans? They are wearing these skinny jeans when they clearly shouldn't. I've seen this quite often lately, and it's the last thing I want to see in a public place. Can you please make them stop? It takes me 20 minutes to put on regular jeans, I can't imagine doing this unless I had a tub of Crisco. Not that I'd want to. Gross.
10. Everything tastes better with bacon. Bacon bits, bacon this, bacon that. Am I right or not? I was at the grocery story while polishing my domestic goddess skills, and I was looking at the bacon. You know I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never ever make you forget I'm a man. Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyways there is: Canadian Bacon, Irish, Turkey, Maple, Low fat, Low sodium, Cured, Applewood, Smoked, Pancetta, Prosciuto...etc. I think I'm going to read a few books on bacon. Mmmmm bacon.
2. That crazy fast runner named Usain Bolt broke the world record for the 200 meter by going 19.9 seconds...or something insane like that. The thing that gets me is, when is the limit? At some point there has to be a limit to a record like this. There's no way a person could run it in 1.1 seconds right? Right? I once ran the 100 yard dash in 12.9 seconds.
3. If an anvil were to fall from the sky and land on my head, I think I'd get a tattoo that said "I no likey tattoos" or "stop looking". I've thought of some other ones: Pointless, ecnalubmA, Read This, Tattoo, hi, fine print, boo. Or perhaps a skin colored tattoo so no one could see it? How about a tattoo on my back of back hair?
5. I really like pine nuts. Actually I love them. It probably comes from my love of Mideastern food. Show me the garlic! But my problem with them is how much they cost. $7 for a tiny jar. Ahh nuts. Give me a freakin break!
4.The unemployment rate in Detroit stands at a staggering 28.9%. Does anyone care? Is anyone home? That is beyond sad. IDEA! Get rid of 40 million illegal aliens in the country, and maybe there will be some jobs? Hmmmm. I need to be mayor just for a year. Vote for me.
6. Honey I'm home. Lately I've been putting honey in my tea, my apple juice, my orange juice. I'm digging it. It has to be good for you right? It contains propolis which is supposed to be good for your immune system. I'm all about that, since I'm sticky scared to death of getting sick. Show me the honey.
7. I've been getting quite a few comments about the lack of respect to elected officials in this country. At first I thoughy, yeah that's sad. But then I thought, so what? I mean if they deserve to be disrespected, then so be it. I guess my issue is the generalizations cast on certain members just because they are congressmen; but the reality is, their approval rating is low for a reason. They aren't representing us. They are only representing whomever puts the most coin in their pocket, or how they can get the best media sound byte. Respect is a two way street, currently under construction when it comes to those we elect.
[ This blog is brought to you by the word chorale and the number 8 ]
8. I've never been to a state fair. The Michigan State Fair just finished their last year of operation, due to, what else - budget costs. I never had a desire to go. I don't mind seeing sheep, but I see them at the Lions games. I can't say I really care to see carnies either. I knew a girl who once dated a carnie. What a dumb girl. What's the allure of a state fair? The food sucks, the rides are OK...unless you are a kid, so what's the draw? Enlighten me. Elephant ears arent good.
9. OK is this some sort of joke or something? Why are their teenage boys walking around wearing girl jeans? They are wearing these skinny jeans when they clearly shouldn't. I've seen this quite often lately, and it's the last thing I want to see in a public place. Can you please make them stop? It takes me 20 minutes to put on regular jeans, I can't imagine doing this unless I had a tub of Crisco. Not that I'd want to. Gross.
10. Everything tastes better with bacon. Bacon bits, bacon this, bacon that. Am I right or not? I was at the grocery story while polishing my domestic goddess skills, and I was looking at the bacon. You know I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never ever make you forget I'm a man. Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyways there is: Canadian Bacon, Irish, Turkey, Maple, Low fat, Low sodium, Cured, Applewood, Smoked, Pancetta, Prosciuto...etc. I think I'm going to read a few books on bacon. Mmmmm bacon.
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