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Posted on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 View Comments

Facebook status updates can be lame, funny, and boring. More often than not, they annoy the hell out of me and I try to avoid them. Here is my latest collection that made my eyes roll along with my commentary. (someone keep sharps objects away from me)


Wishing everyone another great day !!!!!!!!!!!!
- Why?

is trying to watch the movie Push...not really liking it so far and it's already been 30 min
- Maybe you don't like it because you are Facebooking?

Is trying to get out of bed.
- You sleep with your mobile phone?

Just woke up!
- No one cares! Ever!

getting ready for work
- Does getting ready for work mean you need to Facebook too?

I think it's going to be an early night
- Are you sure?

Gorgeous morning...lots to do today!
- We can't wait for you to tell us about it.

Is off to lifetime.
- No one cares you work out. We just don't. We don't need to know.

so tired
- I'm so tired of lame updates myself.

wonders why she still loves the Lions???
- Because God decided you not only be ugly, but stupid too.

Good mornin'g friends.. Have a great week everyone!! Start it off with a smile...
- :(

is takin a nap already
- So you are sleep typing. Impressive.

God OWNS a NIGHTCLUB!!! and its sadly CALLED EARTH!!!
- Ok this one I liked.

cant wait to get in bed
- Obviously you can, you are typing about it.

reading in bed
-reading or typing on your phone?

just made two hotdogs...wow amazing dinner.
-Move over Emeril! BAM!

rest
- yeah like give it a rest already.

watching lions drinking tea and facebooking at the same time multitasking hahaha :)
- and you laugh too. Wow.

is really really tired!
- You are proving it by letting us know.

Omg. Omg. Omg.
- So what you are really saying is, you have something profound to say, or something is happening to you, but instead of telling us about it..you want everyone to ask you what is wrong or what happened? How nice of you.

Great weekend in Ohio with family!
-You can't use the words GREAT and OHIO in the same sentence. No one would believe you.

tired
-SO WHAT

-What a pissy day......first off, coffee pot is broke this morning (those of you who know me well KNOW I don't do well without a cup of coffee first thing), then, I go to buy a new one and my car won't start when I come back out of the store. Then, out to breakfast with the daughter and we get into a huge argument......Enough for one day.....If the car doesn't start in the morning, oh well, guess I don't go to work.
- Well look on the bright side...nevermind.

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