H O C K E Y D I N O

Things I notice...

I notice if people clip their nose hairs or not.

I notice if people sniffle...I immediately think they are allergic to food.

I notice people who smell like cigarettes, even when they try to hide it..it's still there...I find it offensive.

I notice that squirrels who run in front of a car, usually always try to go back where they started from. I think they are nuts.

I notice when chicks don't carry a purse. That just bothers me for some reason. I don't know why.

I notice when restaurant people pick up dirty glasses by the top.

I notice when people talk with food in their mouth.

I notice incorrectly spliced scenes on television and movies.

I notice movie extras and how blatantly unreal they seem in movies or television.

I notice people don't come by to visit my desk when my candy jar is empty.

I notice that everyone who drives a Harley seems to have gray hair for some reason.

I notice that you can spot a hunter just by the fact they wear a carhart jacket.

I notice that guys that chew tobacco spit alot, and aren't usually happy people.

I notice that when I blog about politics, alot the people get mad at me for doing so.

I notice that when I don't blog about politics, half the people get mad at me for doing so.

I notice people think I withhold information, when that's completely the opposite.

I notice that when my fridge is empty, I seem to visit it more often.

I notice that I don't drink water enough.

I notice that the pet industry sucks.

I notice that most people with a tattoo need to show it off.

I notice that I'd be lost without my calculator.

I notice that when all is said and done, more is said than done.

I notice that people use LOL and ROFLMAO way too much and it's making me mad.

I notice that softball players expect their manager to run things unless they disagree with the decisions.

I notice that the Fox NFL pregame show is a complete waste of time.

I notice that local sports teams pregame and post game shows are a complete waste of time.

I notice that people who are dependant on coffee have a weakness in their character.

I notice that the flavor of gum never lasts very long.

I notice that I notice things.