Chicks: Whip It Good
when somethings going wrong
you must whip it
now whip it
into shape
shape it up
9 out of 10 guys are whipped, whether they admit it or not. Guys with a girlfriend or wife that is. Usually guys with a wife always are. Those that aren't, are headed for a divorce or going through one. Guys with a girlfriend, it's give or take depending on the length of the relationship how whipped they are. The newer the relationship, the more severe the degree of being whipped. It's just that simple.
I've seen it 1000 times. It happens to the best of them. Once they get a woman in their lives, they lose their sense. They lose all sense of reason. They lose their identity. It's sad, but true.
I had a friend once, miss the Stanley Cup Final because his woman bought tickets to the Yanni concert. He's never lived it down. It's been 12 years and we still havent given him his man card back yet. Permanent probation on this one.
Another friend indicates he'll go to Detroit Lions games because his wife wants to go. Are you kidding me? Alas I hardly knew ya brotha.
From a higher view, this just looks like some natural progression of nature. Like some sort of evolutionary process that overtakes the male species. I tend to think God is playing some sort of sick joke on the macho gene, turning everyone into mamby pambys.
I'm gonna go dust the shelves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw
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