H O C K E Y D I N O

I've been called the Gricnch. I've been called a Scrooge. Bah Humbug to that I say.  So what's my deal man? I can't stand Christmas Decorations up before Thanksgiving.  I can't stand it.  It cheapens the whole Christmas spirit when you saturate things.  Everywhere I go I see Christmas lights up and decorations.  What the hell is wrong with you people?

Seeing this stuff does not put me in the Christmas spirit. Seeing this stuff ticks me off.  Christmas is important to me, and special.  Why do you have to ruin it for me?  There needs to be a law that Christmas Decorations and lights cannot be put up until December 13th.  They also must be taken down January 2.  That's 3 weeks of full tilt rock and roll merry merry sis boom bah!

I'd even support Obama if enacted this into law. Ok maybe not, but I'd give him a break for a while.  And the music!  Oh my, there are two radio stations playing Christmas music 24/7! Who is listening to this, and why?
Who are you people? Why are you doing this to me? You know, the Grinch and Scrooge had some very redeeming qualities I must say.