Truth: Blonde Jovi
Raise your hand if you are sick of Bon Jovi.
Wow. Cool, glad I'm not alone. What is more annoying than record labels shoving an artist down your throat? The answer, when the artist does it himself. Yep, Bon Jovi approached NBC about making them "Artists in Residence". What the heck is that?
That means Bon Jovi will have exclusive access to all the talk shows, and news shows on anything owned by NBC. You know like Bravo, which will have this little Springsteen Jr. on Inside the Actor's Studio with that Professor Butterball. Pacino, Deniro, Bon Jovi...all the great thespians of our time ya know.
Simply a marketing ploy in hopes to sell his new album. Contrived contrived contrived. Who's buying this garbage? Well when it comes to Bon Jovi it's usually any woman from the age of 35 to 45 who still wishes her name was Gina. Do you know how often I hear how CUTE Bon Jovi is, and how "I just want to kiss him"? Often.
Bon Jovi is not that good. They aren't bad, but they aren't that good. They've never been that good, just good. Good enough to make it big, and annoying enough to still stick around while producing not so much. I mean back in 1986, I got it. I understood. Heck I even have a Bon Jovi concert taped on a hand held recorder when I saw them in concert. I like some of their stuff.
I don't disrespect them sticking around. I don't care. I don't disrespect them for trying to make some scratch. I'm cool with that. I'm just sick of them, and they aren't getting my coin. Let's see how many of you get this, the best thing ever about Bon Jovi fans:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1z09v_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-bon-jo_animals
Wow. Cool, glad I'm not alone. What is more annoying than record labels shoving an artist down your throat? The answer, when the artist does it himself. Yep, Bon Jovi approached NBC about making them "Artists in Residence". What the heck is that?
That means Bon Jovi will have exclusive access to all the talk shows, and news shows on anything owned by NBC. You know like Bravo, which will have this little Springsteen Jr. on Inside the Actor's Studio with that Professor Butterball. Pacino, Deniro, Bon Jovi...all the great thespians of our time ya know.
Simply a marketing ploy in hopes to sell his new album. Contrived contrived contrived. Who's buying this garbage? Well when it comes to Bon Jovi it's usually any woman from the age of 35 to 45 who still wishes her name was Gina. Do you know how often I hear how CUTE Bon Jovi is, and how "I just want to kiss him"? Often.
Bon Jovi is not that good. They aren't bad, but they aren't that good. They've never been that good, just good. Good enough to make it big, and annoying enough to still stick around while producing not so much. I mean back in 1986, I got it. I understood. Heck I even have a Bon Jovi concert taped on a hand held recorder when I saw them in concert. I like some of their stuff.
I don't disrespect them sticking around. I don't care. I don't disrespect them for trying to make some scratch. I'm cool with that. I'm just sick of them, and they aren't getting my coin. Let's see how many of you get this, the best thing ever about Bon Jovi fans:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1z09v_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-bon-jo_animals
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