H O C K E Y D I N O

Facebook status updates can be lame, funny, and boring. More often than not, they annoy the hell out of me and I try to avoid them. Here is my latest collection that made my eyes roll along with my commentary. (Someone keep sharps objects away from me)

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked, and I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
- Ok I liked this one

Am I the only one that finds it extremely ODD that the "Ice Cream Truck" would be driving thru my Trailer Park before 10am, on a Monday, in cold stormy weather, AFTER school has started for the year? I mean, am I just twisted or is that a little suspicious?
- This made me laugh

Good morning and happy Tuesday!!!!
- Hey thanks for that!

shower
- unless you are a supermodel with a webcam, we don't care.

hmmmm pumpkin cookies :)
- ok we know you live with mom and you are 30, but who cares?

Happy day to all my friends... Get out there and make it a great day.
- A pick axe to my skull would feel better than reading this tripe.

I'm very tired, I think I'm going to bed
- I think you are an idiot tired or not.

Happy Friday Everyone!
- Is that all you have? Really? You spent hours trying to come up with this didn't you?

I, must, have, coffee
- You, must, have missed class when punctuation was covered.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2009!!
- The aliens have landed.

Hey we all got an extra hour of sleep!
- And it didn't help you, you are still dumb.

Decided it's time to start working out again
- There's still fat between your ears. That'll never go away.

is enjoying Thursday now because that makes tomorrow Friday woot!
- WOOT!! get me the pick axe now! WOOT!!