Truth: My 2009 Christmas List
Well I may as well start early this year so you can get a head start and deal with all your shopping sales and what not. I like things. I need things. I want things. Do your part to stimulate the economy, and help your 34th favorite charity; me.
- I want this bike. You can pick the color.
- I want a 1970 Cadillac convertible . Again, color of your choice.
- I want a Blu Ray player.
- I want a 92 inch HDTV (LED or PLASMA) flat screen.
- I want you to want me. Not really, but I like that song.
- I want a new suit.
- I want a new sports coat.
- I want a bigger yard.
- I want American Idol to have every week like the first episode. In other words, I want the Gong Show back.
- I want more people to realize that the POTUS isn't what they hoped for.
- I want someone to convert all my cd's to mp3's, tag them, and organize them for me.
- I want a terabyte backup hard drive.
- I want gas to go down to $1 a gallon.
- I want the government to stop printing money.
- I want consumers to start buying products owned by US companies.
- I want Detroit to survive and do a 180.
- I want the Detroit Lions to move to Los Angelas.
- I want the Detroit Red Wings to get a new stadium because Joe Louis Arena is a pit.
- I want the Detroit Tigers to get a new GM, who won't mortgage their future on players no one else wants.
- I want lasik surgery to come down in price.
- I want time to slow down, as it's slipping away.
- I want next year to not fly by.
- I want my friends who are out of work, to get a job that they'll be happy with.
- I want my side projects to prosper.
- I want a composite hockey stick. My wood ones are not lasting anymore.
- I want reality tv to go away; or at least give me a "reality tv" block option.
- I want more of my friends to use gmail, so it can make my life easier.
- I want Joe Buck to stop announcing baseball and football games please.
- I want you to click on my adverti$ers and my webpage www.hockeydino.com often.
- I want tickets to Greenland.
- I want the Michigan Wolverines to get new football coach.
- I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle
- I want you to enjoy The Herman Letters and Intense Auburn blogs.
- I want 1977 Topps Baseball Card set in mint condition. My favorite cards of all time.
- I want Quebec and Winnipeg to get pro hockey teams.
- I want people to Pay It Forward without me having to remind them.
- I want more of my friends to start playing softball and hockey with me.
- I want net book.
- I want Brett Favre to never retire, so he doesn't unretire.
- I want Alan Trammell to make the baseball Hall of Fame.
- I want the mainstream media to wake up about the economy.
- I want the Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to resign now.
- I want Sarah Palin to not run for office.
- I want people to stop asking me if I want Lions tickets. I'm done.
- I want your gold.
- I want a kindle.
- I want a new camper.
Due to the state of the economy, I've cut back on my list this year.
Thank you in advance.
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