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Truth: Facebook Updates 12/8/09

Posted on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 View Comments
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Facebook status updates can be lame, funny, and boring. More often than not, they annoy the hell out of me and I try to avoid them. Here is my latest collection that made my eyes roll with my comments.



Relaxin & getting ready to watch a movie.
- SO

wow.. 530 and the airport is packed with people.
- Thanks now we can get on with this really helpful knowledge.

monday
- master of the obvious here.

watching football. life is good
- glad to see you are independantly wealthy, found the cure for cancer, and have made the world a better place.

Good Morning!!!!!
-shut up

porterhouse, baked sweet potato, green beans and shiraz......yummy!!
- you lost me at elipses.

trying to talk to someone on an iPhone that keeps going in and out of service... Stupid iPhone!!
- and we need to know that someone's phone is going out? No we don't.  Stupid update.

loves short work weeks....Wednesday will be here before you know it! Got lots ta do!!!
- like updating your facebook?

what should I eat for dinner??
- No one cares if you eat. And if you starve to death, no one will miss your updates.

relaxing watch football on the tv
- Don't strain yourself there cowboy.

DAMN.. They screwed up my flight..wtf?!?!
- Those "they" get you everytime. You want sympathy right?

I worked out way to much tonight... I have no feeling in my arms
- did you know your fingers are attached to your arms? Because you typed this.

hmmmm... the candy was sooo good. now what should i do?
- suicide

What to do???? What goin on out there...hit up the cell for directions where to go...
- there's a mass amount of people jumping off the Ambassador bridge. Hurry and join them!

I love my life!!!
- Yea

I'm so borrrrred.
-We know.

Amazing Race Finale is comming on, got my beef jerky and Pepsi Max, in my jammies curled up on the couch in front of the Tree...Could life be ANY better???

- No you've reached the pinnacle of Utopia


 

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