H O C K E Y D I N O

Golfing Yes
Golf on TV No

Red Pepper Yes
Green Pepper No

Mustard on Hot Dog Yes
Ketchup on Hot Dog No

Head Cheese Yes
Bologona No

Camaro Yes
Mustang No

Johnny Cash Yes
Johnny Winter No

Frankestein Yes
Al Franken No

Christina Aquilera Yes
Britney Spears No

Chicago Style Dog Yes
Coney Dog No

Walking Yes
Running No

Monopoly Yes
Yahtzee No

Star Wars Yes
Harry Potter No

Michigan Yes
Michigan State No

Saints Yes
Colts No

Basketball Yes
NBA No

Watching Paint Dry Yes
Detroit Lions No

Pulling out my fingernails Yes
Listening to Susan Boyle No

Watching a car wreck Yes
Watching American Idol No

Eating a bag of nails Yes
Eating at Olga's No

Facebook Yes
Myspace No

Twitter Yes
Texting No

Email Yes
Phone No

Ford Yes
GM No

Google Yes
Microsoft No

MAC Yes
PC No

Conference Calls Yes
Meetings No

Sushi Yes
Mexican No

TLC Yes
Hallmark Channel No

Gouda Yes
Blue No

Goo Goo Dolls Yes
Bon Jovi No

Jewell Yes
Celine Dion No

Robert Redford Yes
Alex Baldwin No

Richard Pryor Yes
Chelsea Handler No

Chopped Yes
Iron Chef No

Rand Yes
Voltaire No


Meanwhile reports say when the economy is bad, men don't buy underwear. They try to strectch their money. My friend Buckshot Chris says "when you get to be my age, underwear lasts you one day if you are lucky. So I'm good for the economy, I just keep buying new underwear"