2. When you hug someone, what do you call that moment when you are just
about to break away...but the other person isn't ready, so you still hug them
then have to wait for them to break away. Talk about uncomfortable.
3. I'm at a bar the other day and this person takes off their shoes and is
walking around barefoot. I wanted to puke. Disgusting.
5. I believe the U.S. economy will collapse. It is inevitable. Math doesn't
lie. Not this time around...but within 30 years when the bubble breaks
again.
4. How come I don't know one single song by Jay Z? More importantly how
come I just don't care if I never ever hear one song by Jay Z?
6. I was at a campground recently and saw two teenage boys were walking
around the rest room in their bare feet. I wanted to puke. Disgusting. I
see a trend here.
7. I'm just about done with the PC, and ready to take the dive into the
Apple world. Open your arms for me Apple, I want you, need you, and may grow
to love you.
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8. All I hear about on the news lately is Bed Bugs. All I can say is, gross.
Friggin wash your sheets people. Try running the vacuum cleaner once in a
while around the house too. You freakin slob.
9. Annoying laughs. I was at the bar the other day and this chick was loudly
cackling like a hen being chased by a fox. It was more of a scream but she
was laughing. I wanted to take my glass and shove it in her mouth to cork
it. Do people know they have annoying laughs? People you need to control
your laughs. Please. I bet thee.
10. I enjoy play by play commentators, but rarely color guys. The color guys
who are good rarely talk, and only go over x's and o's. The ones that
babble on about the same thing over and over during the game are not worth
listening to. They are the ones that embellish the simplest of plays into it
being better than sliced bread. Waste of time talking heads.
