2. I was standing in line at the check out counter, and this old lady kept bumping her cart into me. I kept looking back and she was oblivious to my existence. Every time I moved up in line, she rammed into the back of my legs. I refrained from going all ninja like because of the holiday season.
3. Is it weird for an Italian to cut their spaghetti with a fork? Just asking is all. Not that I would know anything about such lunacy.
5. Pet peeve number 58395782 is wrapping gifts. I'd rather stick a fork in your eye.
6. People I love you, but enough with the baked goods being sent. Soon I'll change my name to Whaledino. Killin me!
7. Oh no. My junk drawer won't close anymore. Time to purge. Amazing how many stupid things one can accumulate over a short period of time.
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8. I think all professional sports in the late 1970's was the best. Color, flare, character. I miss that.
9. When I am in a store, I always listen to other people's conversations. Usually it's couples talking about NOTHING. I'm like, wow they sound like fun - NOT. I guess the settings have an impact of course. I heard a couple going on and on about a pepper mill. As if it was the latest and greatest thing since sliced bread.
10. People always say that they want to have flying cars. Are you kidding me? Do you want the people who can't drive on the ground to be flying up in the air? Are you nuts?
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