Hockeydino: A.D.D. Rumblings No.10312

1.03.2012

A.D.D. Rumblings No.10312

1. What if there was a tornado at the same time the test sirens go off?

2. I saw some one with a flip phone the other day. I laughed.

3. The Queen of England's holiday retreat is 30 square miles. How nice.

5. Someone hit my car the other day in a parking lot. They left a note on my window to call them. It was Christmas Eve. He is a lawyer. I suspect he wouldn't have left a note if it wasn't Christmas Eve...but then again, that's the Scrooge in me talking.

4. Some friends were asking me if they should buy a movie on DVD. I was telling them how dumb that was, because they would never watch it again. For the price of the DVD they could rent 4 movies instead. Duh.

6. I don't understand how people can wear no coat when the temperature is under 30 degrees. I see it all of the time.

7. They are back! People wearing pajamas in public. I was at Target and saw 4 chicks wearing pajamas.

[This blog is brought to you by the word catastrophe and the number 11.5]

8. I have determined I don't like Target, Sears, or Kmart. I walk in these stores, then walk right back out. They offer nothing of value to me. Yes Target is the next Kmart...it'll die too I hope.

9. Where are all the hardcore sports fans? I'm surrounded by slappys everywhere I turn my head. It makes me very sad.

10.I need to invent a dishwasher that loads itself, and puts the dishes away when cleaning process is done. That also emits bacon fumes when washing the dishes.

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