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Chicks - Side Sitting

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  Have you ever walked into a restaurant and seen a couple sitting on the same side of the booth together? This is called side sitting.

What gives?  What is up with that?   Guys you can't do this!  You get your man card revoked for 3 days when this happens.  I've collected 3 this week.

So when you see some guy side sitting with a girl, make sure you call him that we can start eradicating this whipped behavior.  Don't buy into the fact they are sharing food and it is easier for her; just because she ordered a side salad and he ordered a huge meal, while she picks at it like crazy pretending not to eat anything.  That doesn't fly at all.

The only time side sitting is acceptable is when you are with a third wheel or another couple.  Yes of course also, when you are in a muscle car or truck with bench sitting.  Then you make sure she sits right next to you  regardless of the no seat belt issue.

When I see a side sitter, I get a heavy sigh, shake my head, and lose hope.

What? You want to know if I have ever committed the sin of side sitting?  I have no recollection of such embarrassing behavior.  My friends would have stopped me.  They know better.  Do you?

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