It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I have many questions and concerns on my mind lately. Some that needs answers. Some that are just rhetorical. Some that are just weird I'm sure. Nonetheless, they are still questions and concerns:
How can people eat spaghetti sauce that is not made fresh is beyond me. It's horrible, and I just don't understand how they can stomach it.
How can people eat SPAM? Is there anything more unnatural that canned beef? Let alone trying to digest whatever the hell that is made of.
If I were Jewish or Muslism, I'd petittion my faith to lift the ban on pork and let bacon to be allowed. You see with more bacon, the world would be in a better place. I tend to think that no bacon is the primary roadblock to peace in the middle east. Oil? No, it's lack of bacon.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
I wonder how every chick I know can eat chocolate everday, then somehow justify by saying they are rewarding themselves; or that it is one of the major food groups?
I wonder why people feel they must wear black to a rock concert. Why? You aren't riding a Harley in there.
How can anyone in their right mind eat at a buffet and not be concerned with germs? It's a germ fest. Do you really think the person who touched the spoon handle before you washed their hands? Of that they didnt rub their nose or mouth before touching it? DO you really think a sneeze guard does the trick?
Why can't the right wing nut jobs understand, that you cannot legislate morality and social issues. Get off the Santorum train, because he is the reason sane and rational people won't vote for him or his kind. He is the reason, why the progressives are salivating and hope he wins. If he wins, then Obama is a lock. Leave people alone.
Why are you people still fighting between republican and democrat? For the most part they are the same. Don't give them the power over you. It is silly. Be free.
I wonder how much longer the media will talk about Whitney Houston's death?
I wonder if David Lee Roth still runs 10 miles a day at age 58? Saw him in concert and he could still do that high leg kick.
Why are people so obsessed with reality tv shows? I don't consider Storage Wars, Pawn Stars, or American Pickers reality shows because you actually learn things. You aren't watching train wrecks and drama filled garbage.
As much as I like Van Halen's music, I do not like them as a band. They pimped out their fans for 15 years pretty much doing nothing of value. I don't like them for that. They could have been something greater than they already are. I don't think they knew how good they had it.
Why is skateboarding so difficult?
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