Hockeydino: A.D.D. Rumblings No. 31212

3.12.2012

A.D.D. Rumblings No. 31212

1. In the sea of life I am on a dingy with no gps, a spatula for an oar, there is a porcupine inside.

2. I'm sitting in the dunk tank of life, and the people waiting in line to throw at me are a mile long. I should sell tickets.

3. I still can't believe people rationalize spanking children as not being violent. Sorry, hitting anyone is violence. Justify it all you want, it's still violent.

5. I don't drink dairy, so I'm lacking calcium. I need calcium. Where do I get this besides taking supplements?

4. There is a law trying to get passed so people won't be allowed to grow their own food. Republicans and Democrats just don't care about people is the bottom line.

6. Mmmmm Coconut.

7. I'm a hoarder of useless information. I just can't let go. I may need a 5 step program or an intervention. Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas.

[This blog is brought to you by the word terribleness and the number 21]

8. I concluded long ago that debating with a progressive is like trying to put out a fire with lighter fluid. Impossible. All it does it fire me up.

9. Like a dolt, I put my clock backwards, instead of springing forward for the Daylight Savings Time change. Duh!

10.Do people who dye their hair because it is grey, also do the same for nose and ear hair?

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