1. I have discovered ranch flavored sunflower seeds. A friend once told me that ranch is the devil. I now understand.
2. I want to try paddleboarding. Looks like fun that I could have without breaking my neck.
3. People that smoke and drink in front of kids need to be slapped.
5. I'm having a hard time trying to figure out what gets me more geeked than fantasy baseball. Fantasy football? Hockey playoffs? Samoas? Tough call.
4. I don't like hoodies. They look dumb. Dumb I say.
6. I wonder why the mainstream media isn't reporting about voter fraud in many primaries caucuses around the country?
7. I love peppers but they hate me. Jerks.
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8. I see someone threw white flour on Kim Kardashian the other day. Not good, that's very fattening.
9. If you don't eat red meat or drink alcohol at least once a week, people tend to treat you like a freak.
10.What's with certain people's fascination with all things grey and black; gothic stuff? I don't get it. It's very depressing to me. Reminds me of Tim Burton.

1. eh
ReplyDelete2. I'm sure you can find a way to hurt yourself.
3. The smoking issue, everyone has an opinion; but guess what? It's legal, get over it. As for the drinking; you've never had a beer in front of your kids? (I don't drink the stuff, so I know I haven't. but I haven't had alcohol since 1 drink in Nov 2010)
5. It's all crap, so it really doesn't matter.
4. Good outfit to hold up a store though.
6. Because the main stream media has cranial rectumitis for issues they don't want to see.
7. Hmmmm, then I'd have to say YOU are the problem, NOT the peppers.
8. Please, you're giving flour a bad name putting it with her. Do you actually follow that bullshtt???
9. How would they know if you didn't tell them?
10.What's with some people's fascination with chicken yellow and chokin' blue colors? I don't get that either.