4.05.2012

Chicks: Purse Crazy



It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  No I can't say I really care what is in a purse.  Unfortunately I've peered into some over the years, and was just mesmerized at the amount of JUNK that is in a purse. What the hell is going on?

Ladies what is with the need to carry everything but the kitchen sink in your purse?  Just because I don't care doesn't mean I ain't curious.  Seriously, what gives?  I am not asking because I want to know...I really don't.  It's more of the stop and see a car wreck when you drive by sort of thing.

Receipts all day long.  A million keys. Gum. Mints. Make up galore. Pens. Checkbook.  A gazillion credit cards.  Paper clips. Hair bands etc.

Why? Why all of the stuff? This is rhetorical. Just thinking out loud. What more do you need besides your id and some coin?

You know what bugs me? Super huge purses.  Geezus if that isn't an invitation to some therapy, let along an invitation to get mugged I don't know what is.

You know what else bugs me?  Chicks who walk around with no purses.  There's something odd about it, that I don't like. They seem to walk around with no purpose in these instances and it is just weird looking.

You chicks are a weird bunch I gotta say.





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  1. Anonymous10:26 AM

    "...need to carry everything but the kitchen sink in your purse? You know what else bugs me? Chicks who walk around with no purses. There's something odd about it, that I don't like."

    Hmmmm, sounds to me like you can't make up your mind on the subject. What gives?
    Personally, I always wanted to find a little old lady that would carry a "throwaway" purse, one with a bomb or a grenade in it with a string attached to her finger. Carry it loosely in some town or city that has a problem with purse snatchings and let some hood grab it and run. String pulls, timer starts, and 10 seconds later the slug is pink slime on the sidewalk. Now THAT would be neat! Wonder how many slugs getting blown to pieces it would take before purse snatchings end???

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  2. Need gum? I got it.
    Need a tissue? I got it.
    Need sanitizer? I got it.
    Need a place to keep sodas, candy, etc. for the movies?
    Oh hells yes I got it!

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