Chicks: High Maintenance

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Being an expert on women, I can look at one and immediately tell you within 15 minutes if they are high maintenance or not.  Yes, yes I can.  Whether it be Facebook, Twitter, Google +, in person, on television, or hearing about them.

All it takes is to see how they pose in their photos.  How they are acting.  What they like. What they are interested in.  Now, don't get me wrong, this is not a bad thing and I am not being critical.  Some guys could care less. I could care less for the most part.  It just gives me a reason to laugh with and at them over their drama, and inability to get their hands dirty in life.  Again, not a criticism...just an observation.

It helps to know how people are, how they act, how they relate to things and circumstances.  You'll then be better prepared to handle and relate to them when necessary.   You'll also know when to count on them for things...or not!

What you say?  How can I spot one. ..
...she cares more about how she looks than her kids.
...she pouts the entire time during dinner at a restaurant she picked.
...she complains how dirty your car is.
...she has more than 2 bags for an overnight stay.
...she could care less about the outdoors or nature.
...she spends over $200 for a hair appointment.
...she won't drink tap water.
...she has to drink the most expensive drinks.
...she has to have the latest top brand gadgets.
...she has no clue on her financial situation.
...she has to go out every Friday and Saturday.
...she complains about their men to everyone.
...she has pets just to have a pet.
...she never met a mirror she didn't like.
...she is a princess, because she tells you she is.
...she complains about what you do for fun without her.
...she demands time and attention.
...she expects you to pay for everything.
...she too self absorbed in her own drama.
...she lives in a bubble.
...she has to have what the Jones' have.
...she thinks the grass is greener.
...she won't drive a mini-van even though she has 4 kids.

You get my drift right?  You know who you are!

courtesy of bella sugar