1. For the first time in my life I forgot my wallet the other day when going out.
2. Why is it every time I am on the ramp for the freeway there is the slowest truck in the world in front of me? Every friggin time! Why do they avoid you?
3. I heart Iheart radio.
5. I welcome global warming. Sue me.
4. That reminds me, try Global Warming Salsa. It is fantastic! Hola!
6. A great place to people watch is a Food Court. He's eating that?
7. All of my left shoes wear out in the same spot. What the hell is going on?
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8. I've set aside time to listen to Rush Limbaugh again in the background. It's been many years. He's still right most of the time and it is refreshing to hear him blast the GOP.
9. The best part about hockey coming back is fantasy hockey. I feel the need, the need to trade.
10. Can the Tina Fey and Amy Polen train just stop now please?