1. I saw on a valet parking attendant key rack, about 30 keys that all had USB drives. No more rabbits foots I guess.
2. If I see a television show with a laugh track, I turn it off. Contrived funny is not my idea of fun.
3. Some people think meteors are cool. I think they are beyond scary. No worries.
5. The fantasy sports channel on Sirius Radio rules! Why did they take it off my system? So sad.
4. People who want to increase the minimum wage are beyond clueless. They missed math class all through school it seems.
6. Coconut cake mmmmm. Date bars mmmmm.
7. Men should not be allowed to watch chick flicks ever.
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8.Lance Armstrong, Oscar Pistorius, etc. Stop worshiping athletes as role models. They fall and fail like everyone else.
9.What is the difference between pita bread and lavash? TELL ME!
10.You know you are old when you hear 90's music in the muzak format. Heavens to mergatroid.