It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Good times as long as the bacon is extra crispy.
And cooked by the person who brings home the bacon.
I'm bacon up a storm here. And the cook must not partake in the consumption of the bacon! But can partake in the consumption of mind altering beverages while the bacon is bakin. And while it's bakin we'll be makin Bacon! The Bacon Blog is not cookin like the other blog we are writing for you.
Holy balls.... Bite that bacon sideways. Buddy. Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. I was sick once and bacon cured me. No strings attached. “Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”~homer simpson
Beggin for Bacon! Dont go Bacon my heart..I couldnt if I fried..Bacon, Bacon! - doesn't anybody recognize Me? - Jan Brady.
Will you make me a PB & bacon sammich? Please. Clean Bacon??? That's just not right. Dirty bacon. You scream, I scream, we all scream for...Bacon!!! If bacon screams in the forest, will anyone hear it? Run, Forest, Run! Life's a lot like a box of Bacon. Who do you think would win if Bacon met Mike Tyson in a boxing match? Tyson chicken is much better wrapped in bacon.
Why did the bacon cross the road? Because it was bacon. And in the end, the bacon you take, is equal to the bacon...you make.
This post was written one sentence at a time by Donna, Ric, Jacqueline, Diane, Michelle, Erin, Sue, Carole, Steve, Tam, Ryan, Kara, Sal, Michele. #fansfoes. No bacon was harmed during this timeframe.