1. I wonder if the Pope ever uses soap on a rope?
2. Do you find it nuts that politicians argue over tax increases or cuts, but never ever talk about elimination?
3. My friend's neighbor is a crazy cat person, with 40 feral cats on his property...and its getting worse by the month. Cat people are WEIRD.
5. I once saw a car on the road next to me lose its wheel. It bounced off and went ahead of the car down the road.
4. Do you think the Catholic Church or the British Monarchy would be interested in selling their gold?
6. Church Fish Frys..what is better? Maybe, just maybe pancake breakfasts
7. Someday I would like to play for the Harlem Globetrotters.
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8. I've been eating mushrooms like crazy. Like crazy man. They do make nice umbrellas.
10.I'm torn between which car I'll never have: Ferrari, Lamborghini, and Maserati.