It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. White vs. Black when it comes to car color - that's the topic of the day.
When it comes to muscle cars, men should drive black cars and women should drive white cars. Yes SHOULD being the operative word. Don't get technical with me or play semantics. Let's use the word in context:
-A friend is deciding if he should get a white car or a dark car.
Buzzzzz - dark car, hello! Should not the white car go to a chick? Why yes..yes it should. White is good for horses...but cars? Hey unless it has a racing stripe, no thanks. Racing stripes make the difference. Racing stripes say Yeah I'm driving white, but I'm cool. Like the Fonz.
Now I'm not talking about a Versa or Focus. I'm talking Camaro, Charger, Mustang...muscle cars. Sedans, Compacts, SUVs...who cares. But muscle cars? Hey if you are gonna get a muscle car, it has to be dark...yellow and orange being the exception.
How come I know this and he doesn't? See the adverse effects of sucking on lead window sills as a baby rears its ugly head years later. Or his mom dropped him on his head. One or the other.
His argument is that it looks sweet. I agree, for a girl.
My work is never done.