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Truth - Feeling Yucky

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I think, therefore I worry.  I don't feel good, therefore I'm gonna die.

I went to get my annual physical recently. I went in as usual worried sick.  Scared to death that the test results would return with some freaky numbers.  I like most guys hesitate to go to the doctors. Those darn waiting rooms suck after all.    Then again what's a doctor going to say or do to fix me?

Which hearkens back to a time in my mind when I would go for long periods of time before seeing a doctor.  I was young, invincible.  I wasn't turning my head and coughing for no one, unless Carmen Electra called. Superman syndrome. You know what I'm talkin about.

Now as things get slower for me to do.  As I get achy.  As I take longer to recover from injuries.  As I can no longer eat the same things or drink the same way at my age. All these things make me worried.  I'm not the same as I once was. 

I wasn't ready for this. But here I am.  So I go to the doctors thinking all is wrong.  I ask questions, he asks questions, I cough...turns out everything is just fine.  Well at least from the tests taken.  

Whew!

So I'm not a hypochondriac after all?  Well losing several friends over the past year or so who are my age scares the hell out of me.  I think about them often, so being a hypochondriac might just be normal.   Hell when I sneeze I pneumonia comes to mind.

I've got a directive to change some things, so I need you to stop serving me bacon, samoas, and bacon.  Thank you.


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